Dumb App Of The Day: BroApp

Dumb App Of The Day: BroApp

And what’s so dumb about this Android app you ask? Well basi­cally it auto­mates send­ing text messages to your assigned girl­friend (or boyfriend the proto­cols are funda­men­tally gender neutral despite the naming) to make it look like you’re inter­ested in her.

The makers claim several sophis­ti­cated features like:

* Girl­friend Wifi Detec­tor: BroApp won’t send messages when you are at your girlfriend’s place.
* Girl­friend Intru­sion Detec­tor: BroApp will prevent inquis­i­tive girl­friends from uncov­er­ing the BroApp secret.
* Recent Contact Detec­tor: BroApp won’t send messages if you have recently commu­ni­cated with your girl­friend.

What they don’t seem to have consid­ered is that she may answer the texts…

My favorite bit though was the review on the Play store:

Would be great to have config­urable multi­ple girl­friend numbers needs the option of send­ing to more than one girl­friend… i’m speak­ing for a friend.….



About Eoghann Irving

Overly opinionated owner and author of eoghann.com. You can get updated on his posts directly on the blog here or through the usual social networking suspects. What? You expected me to say something interesting here? That's what the blog posts are for. Eoghann has often wondered if people read these little bio things we have to fill out everywhere on the internet and, assuming they do, why?